Be prepared for the worst,
F U C K what others think,
& do your own thing.
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
(via leuricy)
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
(Source: 90daysofautumn, via takemybreathandkissmylips)
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
(Source: temp0es, via thefamouslyunknown)
if my job was answering my text messages i would be fired
(via thefamouslyunknown)
i cuss so much that sometimes i forget its actually bad and not everyone is comfortable with it
(via the-journey-of-a-unicorn)
Being called babe is just a good fucking feeling.
(Source: zxcvbnmloldiaz, via withtheshadowofthemoon)
Oh my god I know her! She was my old neighbor(:
(Source: sytycdphotosets, via foreverisanawefullylongtime)
