Expect the best,
Be prepared for the worst,
F U C K what others think,
& do your own thing.

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(Source: stimulations, via tequilaisasneakybitch)

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3 weeks ago

gayboysgatherround:

These are my favorite parents in any movie ever.

(Source: cherprayers, via coolestroseever)

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3 weeks ago
toni-tan:

caliel:

niceoverallsloser:

PREACH IT GIRL

have you ever heard about condoms or other methods “to not get pregnant” girl

Have you ever heard of pregnancies as a result of rape and abuse? Have you heard of the failure rates on contraception?

toni-tan:

caliel:

niceoverallsloser:

PREACH IT GIRL

have you ever heard about condoms or other methods “to not get pregnant” girl

Have you ever heard of pregnancies as a result of rape and abuse? Have you heard of the failure rates on contraception?

(via babysmoo)

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4 weeks ago

spork:

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade 

(via onesociallyawkwardgirl)

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1 month ago

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

(via onesociallyawkwardgirl)

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1 month ago

Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller  (via hefuckin)

(Source: mumfordslionheart, via beautiful-sinnerx)

If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding.
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1 month ago

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via ticklemeswaggy)

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1 month ago